Wanted Desperately - Disposal Depend Underwear

by hawkaw 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • hawkaw
    hawkaw

    That's right folks ... those "grand society men" on that wonderful 65 acre site in Georgetown, Ontario, Canada are in desperate need of a lot of protection for the upcoming horrior. Box load after box load of Depend briefs are required .... Luckily for our "boys", the manufacturer has just designed a new package.

    The super absorbant ones with large printed instructions are especially required for our superior men of our famed legal department ...

    So if you can't send a stuffed lamb this January please send new boxes of Depend Underwear along to ..... Box 4100, Halton Hills (Georgetown), Ontario, Canada, L7G 4Y4. Please send all packages to the Attention of "Our Great Society Men"

    .... with your help "the boys" in Canada may make it through the horrior of January 29.

    Note .... partially used .... accepted too ...

    Edited by - hawkaw on 21 January 2003 15:8:54

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    Hawk,

    The Fifth Estate show is on then...is that what you're talking about? Why so good? Does this make Dateline look like a JW infomercial?

    ash

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Other gifts also appreciated: pairs of brown trousers

  • sf
    sf

    Paper or plasDICK?

    sKally, who really liked Avengers WT rag thread

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    OMG LMAO!!!

    Could you imagine those people getting truck loads of Depends !!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha. I nearly spit out my Horchata de ARROZ CONQUISTADOR all over my computer!!!

    Thanks for the laugh! I needed it.

    X.

  • Buster
    Buster

    What does a member of the Governing Body smell like?

    Depends

  • hawkaw
    hawkaw

    Snif .... snif ....

    Hahahahahahahahaha

    So if you sit up at the front in one of those big meetings you can tell who the GB member is by smelling him ..... eh!!!!!

    Ahhhh ... nothing like the smell of fresh "Depend" underwear in the morning.

    hawk

  • dmouse
    dmouse

    ...and I thought they were only incompetent.

  • Mary
    Mary

    Incompetent, incontinent...........either way, they're full of shit pooh-pooh.

    And here's a picture of one of them praying over a new doctrine.....

    Edited by - Mary on 21 January 2003 19:6:43

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