I was coming out of the house about 9.30 on Sunday when I saw our jw neighbour coming out of her door and I asked `any magazines', she had 2 hurry as their public meeting was beginning down the KH so she couldn't give me a magazine,what this WATCHTOWER,THAT YOUR ADVENCVENTS CAN'T GIVE ME A MAGAZINE BECAUSE THEY R IN A HURRY 2 GET 2 A MEETING that they cant give 1 a magazine
Badboy hopes of getting hold of a mag. dashed!
by badboy 8 Replies latest jw friends
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minimus
Badboy,she didn't want to give you a magazine because she knew that you would find a way to tie in pagan/Witness questions. Actually, we asked her not to give you a magazine......Just kidding!
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badboy
What a wise crack U R,Minimus
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Brummie
Poor badboy, your just gonna have 2 find those hidden spooky pictures in other materials.
Like who, except JWs, comes out of their house at 9:30 on sunday morning anyways? Was you going to meetings or something?
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Matty
You can't make them late for a meeting or they'll get counseled by the PO about their lack of appreciation for things sacred - some congs are very hardline about latecomers! He'd probably say something like this to them: "If the Queen invited you to a royal banquet, would you act like it wasn't important and be late and miss the Hors d'eurves? How much more so would you ensure that you weren't late for a banquet at the table of Jehovah!" You wouldn't want your neighbour to get into trouble just because you wanted a mag would you?
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Vivamus
"If the Queen invited you to a royal banquet, would you act like it wasn't important and be late and miss the Hors d'eurves? How much more so would you ensure that you weren't late for a banquet at the table of Jehovah!"
Thats freaky reasoning. Yikes!
*goes and washes mind of JW-flashbacks*
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Pleasuredome
i think you would have got a different response if you offered her money
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benext
Why did she wait so long to leave that that stopping to share the Good News of God's Kingdom would have made her late?
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badboy
I was on my way 2 church when I got out the door!