Badboy hopes of getting hold of a mag. dashed!

badboy 22 years ago

I was coming out of the house about 9.30 on Sunday when I saw our jw neighbour coming out of her door and I asked `any magazines', she had 2 hurry as their public meeting was beginning down the KH so she couldn't give me a magazine,what this WATCHTOWER,THAT YOUR ADVENCVENTS CAN'T GIVE ME A MAGAZINE BECAUSE THEY R IN A HURRY 2 GET 2 A MEETING that they cant give 1 a magazine

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minimus 22 years ago

Badboy,she didn't want to give you a magazine because she knew that you would find a way to tie in pagan/Witness questions. Actually, we asked her not to give you a magazine......Just kidding!

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badboy 22 years ago

What a wise crack U R,Minimus

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Brummie 22 years ago

Poor badboy, your just gonna have 2 find those hidden spooky pictures in other materials.

Like who, except JWs, comes out of their house at 9:30 on sunday morning anyways? Was you going to meetings or something?

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Matty 22 years ago

You can't make them late for a meeting or they'll get counseled by the PO about their lack of appreciation for things sacred - some congs are very hardline about latecomers! He'd probably say something like this to them: "If the Queen invited you to a royal banquet, would you act like it wasn't important and be late and miss the Hors d'eurves? How much more so would you ensure that you weren't late for a banquet at the table of Jehovah!" You wouldn't want your neighbour to get into trouble just because you wanted a mag would you?

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Vivamus 22 years ago

"If the Queen invited you to a royal banquet, would you act like it wasn't important and be late and miss the Hors d'eurves? How much more so would you ensure that you weren't late for a banquet at the table of Jehovah!"

Thats freaky reasoning. Yikes!

*goes and washes mind of JW-flashbacks*

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