There's a Hole (Fluff)

by Yerusalyim 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    There's a little ditty going through my head. Do you know the song?

    "There's a Hole in the bucket, dear Liza."

    "Then fix it, dear Henry."

    "With what shall I fix it, Dear Liza?"

    "With straw, dear Henry."

    "The straw is to long, dear Liza."

    "Then cut it, dear Henry."

    "With what shall I cut it, dear Liza?"

    "With a knife, dear Henry."

    "The knife is too dull, dear Liza."

    "Then sharpen it, dear Henry"

    "With what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza?"

    "With the stone, dear Henry."

    "The stone is too dry, dear Liza."

    "Then wet it, dear Henry."

    "With What shall I wet it, dear Liza?"

    "With water, dear Henry."

    "With what shall I fetch it, dear Liza?

    "With the bucket, dear Henry."

    "THERE'S A HOLE IN THE BUCKET, Dear Liza."

    Sorry!

  • LB
    LB

    Apology accepted.

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    Ditto LB.

    An awful joke Yerusalym.

    We will accept your forthcoming apology for posting such a bad joke on the board.

    Definitely an eye roller.

  • JH
    JH

    # 2507 will be remembered

    http://www.pessimistic.com/revolution/samples/sh_hole.wav

    Edited by - jh on 22 January 2003 13:49:2

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    God Damn it!!!! What the hell did you have to go and put that damn song in my head for?!?!?

    [ Humming ] (There's a hole in the bucket...)

  • SheilaM
    SheilaM

    Mike:

    Thanks NOT I am now humming the damn tune

  • Goshawk
    Goshawk

    Be nice Yerusalym or someone might sent this sort of circular logic writing into the WTS and you might be selected as part of the writing staff.

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    Yeru....what were you smoking? LOL

  • Debz
    Debz

    Used to sing that all the time when I was a kid in Uk...and had forgotten all about it....lolol..not now..now its in my head..lolol

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