: This auction is for a 4 page teaser to my, soon to be published, painfully funny memoir (working title-That Poor Girl or JW Girl)about a girl who's mother up and leaves a 'seemingly' normal life and husband, in a working class suburb of a CT town and moves to the boondocks to become a strict follower of the Jehovah's Witness faith.
She wants six bucks for FOUR PAGES of STORY, and I've been busting my ass for six YEARS putting out thousands of pages of information, invective and sarcasm and parody for NOTHING.
Boy, am I ever stupid!
Why anyone would pay six bucks for four pages of story is beyond me. If she can pull that off, I'm going commercial, dammit! You can buy my drivel by the PAGE. If I write a 19 page essay, you can pay per page, so if you only want say, page 3, you just pay me for that one!
Gawd, I've been such a loser giving all that drivel away, when I could be selling drivel.
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