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>Subject: Me Mudder
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>When me prayers were poorly said
> Who tucked me in me widdle bed
>And spanked me till me arse was red
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>Me Mudder!
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> Who took me from me cozy cot
>And put me on the ice cold pot
>And made me pee if I could not
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>Me Mudder!
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> And when the morning light would come
>And in me crib me dribbled some
>Who wiped me tiny widdle bum
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>Me Mudder!
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> Who would me hair so neatly part
>And hug me gently to her heart
>Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart
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>Me Mudder!
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> Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
>And nearly have a king size fit
>When in me Sunday pants me s***
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>Me Mudder!
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> When at night her bed did squeak
>Me raised me head to have a peak
>Who yelled at me to go to sleep
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>Me Fadder!
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>I hope this keeps ya
>giggling all day.
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Joke for the day
by calamityjane 1 Replies latest social humour
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nightwarrior
LOL I have just read the 'poem; to my 14 yr old with an irish accent, and he thought the poem was brilliant, but not so hot on the irish accent LOL
Mrs Nightwarrior