Both died & went to heaven .The taxi driver went in first .St Peter directed him to a lovely mansion the Preacher was directed to a woodshed.... The Preacher said "HOW COME? I worked so hard for the Lord-- the Taxi driver does better ???? Well said St Peter - When you preached-folks fell asleep- when He drove people prayed..."
preacher & the taxi driver
by mouthy 4 Replies latest social humour
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Joyzabel
ROTFL!!! very cute, Grace!
So what are you trying to tell us? do things that make people pray for us???
hugs,
j2bf
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Country Girl
Grace... hehehe.........
Im glad yer with us.
cg
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Prisca
hahaa.... cute joke.
I'm glad that you're around here too ((((((((Mouthy))))))))
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Faraon
Both died & went to heaven .The taxi driver went in first .St Peter directed him to a lovely mansion the Preacher was directed to a woodshed.... The Preacher said "HOW COME? I worked so hard for the Lord-- the Taxi driver does better ???? Well said St Peter - When you preached-folks fell asleep- when He drove people prayed..."
On the same lines,
A preacher goes to heaven. He gets a Mansion and a Rolls-Royce.
He gets puzzled and asks Saint Peter why is he worthy of those gifts.
St. Pete explains to him that if you gave your Earthly materials in life to the advantage of the Kingdom of God, you'd be rewarded with a Mansion.
If you remained chaste or were faithful to your mate, you'd get a luxury car.
The preacher starts crying.
When St. Peter asks him whyis he crying, the preacher replies: "I just saw my wife coming from a dog house in roller skates"