HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A WEDDING.LIKE THIS
Sure you have those decidely deliciouse affairs werby the young couple ,have everyone else in the congregation supply the food and drinks & ( beverages ) freely flowing given with love.
yes the whole congregation were invited to a particulair wedding feast ,ok i said lets go ,seeing as we had all been invited ,bit strange i thought the whole congregation ,well ok ,everyone went out and bought the engaged couple a present or presents. which were duly handed to the family which were placed in a corner possibly 200 items stacked high, as we enterd the reception area we were all hungry,having been kept waiting for the supply of food ,suddenly the doors were thrown open to the buffett , we all headed to the food like starving lions, guess everyone else was allso famished,with the dutyfull half glass of wine provided to everyone present,we all marched into a large dining hall ,with three tables and about 10 wooden chairs ,on the tables,we could see around 20 packets of biscuits,( nothing else )
all the congregation received possibly 2 biscuits each ,was this a joke is there another room full of food NO.NO NO NO NO NO NO NO MORE ROOMS NO MORE FOOD I WAS PISSED OF
That was it,THE TIGHT FISTED MISERABLE SCROUNGERS I THOUGHT,NEVER AGAIN.
SHOULD I TAKE BACK MY PRESENT ??????????WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ?????
