Little Melissa and Osama

by Robdar 4 Replies latest social humour

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells
    her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
    "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're
    Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
    Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get
    mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says.
    "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
    "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
    have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
    maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And,
    if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
    everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
    everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her
    father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
    "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
    "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
    Marines could blow the crap out of him."

    Edited by - robdar on 11 February 2003 16:49:0

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    ROFL.... very funny...... she's a girl after my own heart (no pun intended).

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    I think you would get more reads if you put Osama in the title.... like "Little Melissa and Osama"... still, it was really funny.

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Double Edge,

    Good call. Consider it done.

    Love ya,

    Robyn

  • TR
    TR

    That certainly was a heartwarming Valentine story! I kinda like that little Jewish girl.

    TR- Kill Osama with love class

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