After an elderly Elder gave a l o n g ass clenchingly boring public talk about the flood in Noah`s day,
a little boy went up to him at the end of the meeting and asked "Uncle Ted, was you in the Ark?". The crusty old
fart glared at the boy for a moment and said "NO I was NOT in the Ark !" Without hesitation the little boy said
" why wasn`t you drown then!?!"
Little four year old Lisa was very busy painting a picture in class, when her teacher asked what she was painting..
" God " lisa said proudly. " But no one knows what God looks like Sweetheart" said her puzzled teacher....... " They WILL when I`M finnished".
( those two stories are second-hand, but this one is embarrassing...) When I was about nine, my teacher-Miss North
was telling my class all about sea monsters,Sharks,Whales etc...Then went on to ask us which sea creature we thought
was the most terrifying.I put up my hand and said " The Octopus Miss, because it squirts horrible ink at you, then raps
it`s testicles around your body and squeezes you to death...."
I only remember that because Miss North suddenly made a high-pitched squeal/laugh noise, covered her mouth and ran
out the class....She returned five minutes later with black mascara running down her face, and sat down.Little Jenny in
the front row said " you bin crying Miss?" Miss North took one look at me, and ran back out the room in hysterical-
laughter.....again.
Please let me know what you have heard a child say, or you said or did as a child thats either funny or embarrassing,
Go on be a sport, I told you about me....( I`m still red faced !!!).