> > HERS
> >
> > Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> > One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> > One who's loves to listen long,
> > One who thinks before he speaks,
> > When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
> > I pray that he is gainfully employed,
> > And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> > Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
> > One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin,
> > In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
> > I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> > And never attempt to hit on my friend.
> >
> >
> > HIS
> >
> > Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who
> > owns a liquor store and likes to fish.
> > Amen
Friday Prayer
by scootergirl 4 Replies latest jw friends
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scootergirl
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shera
LOL
Showing this one to my man.
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LB
Well my guys prayer always was something like
Lord today may I find a hot babe with low morals and lower standards.
Oh and that big butt question is always deflected with "did you say big or tight honey? It's very tight"
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scootergirl
Oh and that big butt question is always deflected with "did you say big or tight honey? It's very tight"
LOL........good save, lb!
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BluesBrother
Aw, come on - we are not all the stereotype that women like to portray us as.
Anyway , women (In my limited experience ) do not respond to a man who would "Make love to her mind" . If so , how come all the tough guys are successful with women?
BluesBrother, of the where did I go wrong? class.