I prefer the drunk. You never can know what a zealot will do next.
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by ashitaka 5 Replies latest jw friends
I prefer the drunk. You never can know what a zealot will do next.
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Ashitaka, I'm with you.
The drunk will eventually pass out.
The zealot is on speed.
I think you can have fun with a drunk; a zealot is cause for snoozing.
Besides, zealots look a lot like trolls, and you know how I love pictures of those .
Drunks? I have family photos, I'm OK there.
Drunk?
Pastor Counsels President On Alcohol Problem
It is unfortunate that this problem could affect such a great man, noted Deacon Fred. Those of us in the know have recognized that Mr. Bush was still drinking even before he became President. One look at video of him during the Florida recount vote made that clear. Even Santa Claus doesnt have cheeks as red as his. But we had hoped his advisers would get a handle on the problem and see that he experienced some Christian counseling. At the very least, they should have been able to come up with a better excuse for his passing out than choking on a damned pretzel! Do they think their fellow American's are idiots? We all know Mr. Bush was watching football alone because he has deceived himself into thinking that if he drinks alone, no one will know. This is an unfortunate pattern of alcoholic deception.
I really dont know what all the hullabaloo is about, observed Americas Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, a frequent adviser to political figures and close confidante of Mrs. Bush. As I told Laura, all intelligent people know George never gave up alcohol. We certainly wouldnt have voted for a man who slaughters syntax, forgets names and events and speaks like a pupil of a Learning Disability Center if we thought he was doing so while sober. Fortunately, as President, he is driven in limousines so theres little chance of any more drunk driving incidents. But I do hope the kitchen help waters down his drinks when hes making decisions about how much bombing to undertake abroad.
I sincerely hope the media doesnt blow this out of proportion, observed Church Spokesman, Brother Harry Hardwick. Even the most devout of Christians can sometimes fall from grace. Whether its Jimmy Swaggert with his hookers, Jim and Tammy Faye with their embezzlement, Falwell with . . . well, theres too much to name. The bottom line is that all great Christians, especially our President, should be forgiven for modest mistakes like drinking themselves into oblivion. I mean, its not like he engaged in homosexual conduct.
Deacon Fred plans to minister to the President every Tuesday and Friday evening beginning next week. He will carry his portfolio of the many pictures of Hell on each visit
Mrs. Shakita(waves "hi" to ashi)
I'm pretty sure we don't have to choose - with our president we get the luxury of both!
Isn't it scary to think our leader is making decisions after having a 6-pack or two?
"Thash a vewy nishe big wed button....Ish got lotsha wittle wed lightsh awound it! Wanda wot happensh if itsh pushed......."
Expatbrit
Shakita, you made that up, dincha? Well, dincha? Pretty good though. Very creative.
francois