New York Yankees receive NEW LIGHT!

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"A source close to the situation said players became increasingly frustrated that even the Jehovah's witnesses could now have beards and they couldn't!"
NotFormer

"A source close to the situation said players became increasingly frustrated that even the Jehovah's witnesses could now have beards and they couldn't"
Not being able to find a link to the original article, I'm seriously hoping that this was just you with your tongue firmly planted in your cheek and not an actual quote
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Notformer: it's called satire.
Duran

'it's called satire'
Said in a Carl Spackler voice...