Doggy bag(s)

by animal 2 Replies latest social humour

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  animal

  A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug
  store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms.
  Week after week he would come in with the same order.
  One day the druggist felt he had to say something to the man.

  "Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about
  getting lucky! How on earth do you use that many condoms
  a week?"

  The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon,
  but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"

  So, the druggist asked, "Then what do you do with all those
  condoms?"

  The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my poodle and now
  she shits in little plastic bags."
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  JamesThomas

  That was good, which reminds me of the little Nancy one (don't ask why).

  Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole in the dirt, when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing, there, Nancy?"

  "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up,

  The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

  Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt and then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
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  animal

  HAHAHA.... excellent!

  Animal