Warning "Date Rape"

by Beans 4 Replies latest social humour

  • Beans
    Beans

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting
    pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any
    woman.

    A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is being used by many females
    to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and
    is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and
    in large "kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and
    bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

    Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of
    "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
    rendered helpless against this approach.

    After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual
    acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
    attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of
    exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
    feeling that something bad occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
    savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported
    that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
    unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
    referred to as "marriage."

    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is
    administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

    However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" ploy and the predatory
    women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
    town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open
    and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

    For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow
    pages.

    Beans

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  • Sargon
    Sargon

    Beans,

    Where do we find this... er.... 'beer'??

  • Beans
    Beans

    Sargon, these products have been known to be served at local drinking establishments! Occasionally a female will purchase these products and keep them at her place in hope of seducing us for purposes mentioned above!

  • Beans
    Beans

    Sargon, these products have been known to be served at local drinking establishments! Occasionally a female will purchase these products and keep them at her place in hope of seducing us for purposes mentioned above!

  • Sargon
    Sargon

    OMG Beans!!

    We may have to form a parliamentary committee to study the effects of these vile practices. I offer myself as a guineau pig to study the effects of this...er...beer thing. In the interests of science and jurisprudence, naturally.

    Editted to add: aha, the edit function does function!!

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