A Jehovah's Witness regrets getting a memory foam mattress

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Village Idiot

The top one is pretty good. The bottom one should be scrapped. Too much exaggeration.
TTWSYF

very funny.
Remember when you bought their BS- hook, line and sinker?
Remember when you promoted their BS to other unsuspecting people?
Remember feeling guilty or dirty afterwards?
Pete Zahut

Hopefully Jeff's memory foam mattress will come down with Alzheimer's.
Vidiot

I thought it was gonna be a wank joke.
TTWSYF

Vidiot,
remember when you punched the clown thinking about brother John's wife?
remember when you punched the clown thinking about brother John?
Vidiot

Actually, I was bangin' yo' mama at the time!