Some Words of Advice....

by teenyuck 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    I just found out that I could easily break into my own home.....

    My husband is out of town and I went out to get the morning paper. I always go thorough the garage to the end of the driveway....problem is I locked the door between the garage and the laundry room in the middle of the night!! I thought I heard noises and being suddendly cowardly, I got up and locked a door that is always unlocked.

    When I got my newpaper and went to turn the handle, nothing. I was standing in my shorts, in the garage in 25 degree weather; at least I had put shoes on....freezing rain had started and I wanted to keep my feet dry. I had not yet showered and had "bed head". (long hair gets rumpled on cotton sheets at night)

    I tried to pry the lock with a CD case, no luck. I looked all through the garage trying to find something metal I could shove between the door jamb and the lock...I found a CD case that I broke up...it cracked to pieces. I was going to beg for help.

    As I was walking to the neighbors to call a locksmith, I decided to see if the windows off the family room were unlocked....sure enough. Our family room is level to the deck. The windows are floor to ceiling and about 6" off the floor.

    I had to cut the screen, push up the window and climb in....all I need to do is have the screen repaired....I am sure it will be less than a locksmith. Heck, I know how to do it from my years at Pella Windows.

    Anyway, some lessons (please learn from my mistake):

    Don't lock the door because you think someone is lurking in the locked and closed garage that has an opener and that you checked before going to bed.
    Don't go outside without checking to make sure you can get back in-especially in the winter with shorts on.
    Don't leave your first floor windows unlocked.....it took me less than two minutes to get in through the window....I tried to pick the lock for 1/2 hour.

    For gumby....eat your wheat bran, drink your water and "go" before you go outside and lock yourself out!

  • Francois
    Francois

    AND don't forget to hide a key to your house outside somewhere. Don't worry about it. It's only obvious to you that you put it there.

    francois

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    Francois, I did....I cannot believe I did that. I have only locked that door when we went on vacation.

    Tomorrow, I bring my keys to get the paper.

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    More words of advice: It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal
    the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

  • Silverleaf
    Silverleaf

    It's amazing more homes aren't broken into. Years ago my mother and I locked ourselves out and between the two of us we wrestled an air conditioner out of a bedroom window and I climbed in.

    Another good bit of advice is if you lock yourself out, make sure your kids are willing to let you back in. My son wanted to see ID when I locked myself out trying to get the paper a few months ago.

    Silverleaf

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    LOL@silverleaf .....

    I yelled at my two cats to open the door....I could hear them meowing. I just could not convince them to jump up and grab the handle and open the door.

    When I went out this morning to get the paper, I unlocked the window I climbed into, brought my keys and the garage door opener....just to be safe. I also had taken a shower...no bed head.

  • mattnoel
    mattnoel

    Wow that is bad ! you need to be more carefull,

    English houses are now built virtually intruder proof, and proof of us if we inadvertantly lost our keys !, you have to have your keys to lock the door but if you lost them well your done for !

    my house alone i would hate to think about even trying, 4 leach bolts to each window and 6 to the doors, the alarm system will call the police if anyone is in the property and the fire dept if there is a fire.

    ..............and i live in a quiet area !

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