What would change if the US became a muslim country?
by Pleasuredome 9 Replies latest social humour
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Celia
Disgusting.... her arms we can see her arms....
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gitasatsangha
Jack Daniels would be quioxitcally distilled in a dry county. Wait.. it already is.
Our leader would be in power despite loosing the popular vote. Wait.. nevermind.
Religious zealots would try and change the direction of our schools classes. Wait.. nevermind.
Hashish would be legal. (not a bad thing)
Science would die. Poetry would improve. Photography and portrait painters would be out of work.
Allah's Witnesses would annoy you, baning on the door at 0930 hours.
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ThiChi
> > > > > < Arabic TV Guide >
> > > > > SUNDAY:
> > > > > 8:00 - My 33 Sons
> > > > > 8:30 - Osama Knows Best
> > > > > 9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
> > > > > 9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
> > > > > 10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies
> > > > >
> > > > > MONDAY:
> > > > > 8:00 - Husseinfeld
> > > > > 9:00 - Mad About Everything
> > > > > 9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
> > > > > 10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money
> > > > > 10:30 - Allah McBeal
> > > > >
> > > > > TUESDAY:
> > > > > 8:00 - Wheel of Terror
> > > > > 8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
> > > > > 9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
> > > > > 9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
> > > > > 10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Slayer
> > > > >
> > > > > WEDNESDAY:
> > > > > 8:00 - Beat the Press
> > > > > 8:30 - When Kurds Attack
> > > > > 9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
> > > > > 9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
> > > > > 10:00 - Veilwatch
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> > > > > THURSDAY:
> > > > > 8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
> > > > > 8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
> > > > > 9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
> > > > > 9:30 - Married with 139 Children
> > > > > 10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News
> > > > >
> > > > > FRIDAY:
> > > > > 8:00 - Judge Saddam
> > > > > 8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
> > > > > 9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
> > > > > 9:30 - Cave and Garden Television
> > > > > 10:00 - No-Witness News
> > > > >
> > > > > SATURDAY:
> > > > > 8:00 - Sponge Bob Square Turban
> > > > > 8:30 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
> > > > > 9:00 - Teletalibans
> > > > > 9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You? -
Swan
Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
Are you sure this isn't an error? Shouldn't this be "Two Guys, a Girl, and Stoning?"
Tammy
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ThiChi
lol...........
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rocky220
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the movie feature of the week......"That's No Camel, That's My Wife!"....starring...
Osama Bin Laden as Rock Hudson
Sadam Hussein as Doris Day [good thing there are burkas!]
more fun than a barrel of taliban mokeys!!!!
rocky220[ from the slo day @ the office class]
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outoftheorg
My underware would need changing several times a day. I hate camels-dominating religious leaders- women who can't show off their beauty- people who throw stones at me- and cut off hands. I will be damned if I will get on my hands and knees, 5 ( is it ? ) times a day and face east and babble something to some old dead fart.
I don't think I would fit in at all.
Outoftheorg
