Honk if you love Jesus.

by lulu 6 Replies latest social humour

  • lulu
    lulu

    The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS: bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on my back bumper and I'm glad I did.

    What an uplifting experience followed. That bumper sticker really worked!! I found lots of people who loved Jesus. I was stopped at the lights at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love Jesus because pretty soon he leaned out of his window and yelled"JESUS CHRIST!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting,"GO..JESUS CHRIST!...GO!" Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out the window and smiled and waved to all those loving people.

    There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I heard him yell something about a sunny beach and saw him waving with only his middle finger. I asked ,my kids what he meant by that and they laughed and said it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So I leaned out of the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

    A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started running towards me! I bet they wanted to pray, but then I noticed that the light had changed so I stepped on the Gas. It's a good thing that I did because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back and everyone was still standing there so I leaned way out the window and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.

    Praise the Lord for such wonderful people.

  • Utopian_Raindrops
    Utopian_Raindrops

    Matthew 12 :: New Living Translation (NLT) 32 Anyone who blasphemes against me, the Son of Man, can be forgiven

  • Introspection
    Introspection

    That was YOU??

    I'm the one with: "Jesus loves you - everyone else think's you're an a--hole."

  • blackout
    blackout

    ROFLMAO

    Im the one with the 'FEAR DOGS' sticker that was to your right.

  • lulu
    lulu

    As soon as I wrote this one, I was sorry and too late to retrieve it. It was blasphemy. I saw this sticker the other day and someone did 'Honk' not that this is any excuse. I am deteriorating I think. Sorry for the offense!!

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Don't be sorry lulu. It was funny!:) ~Aztec

  • riz
    riz

    don't be sorry, lulu. i thought it was funny. but then again, i don't love jesus.

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