Writing The Governing Body Offering Phony Checks For The Child Molestation Lawsuit Pay Out Contribution Box

Brokeback Watchtower

Attached to a Letter of Disgust.
What would happen if the Corporation got inundated with such letters or phone calls, would it add to the uneasiness of things at bethel?
LevelThePlayingField

The thought had crossed my mind.
freddo

We could send these in from all over the world! One to your branch and one to USA.
"I am a Jehovah's Witness. Because of your disfellowshipping policy I have decided to remain in the congregation. I know all about your child abuse cover ups and the Royal Australian Commission and I am telling all my brothers and sisters about it.
Find attached (Fake zero dollar bill with Morris's head on it) a contribution to your pedophile defense fund to pay your lawyers and court costs to ensure you pay no money to victims.
By the way, if your Branch has been screwed over for the money and is cut back or closing please forward this to the Governing Body in Brooklyn.
Warmest Love
Ted Jaracz (or other much loved GB member)"
Vidiot

@ freddo...
Definitely one of the more creative f**k-you's I've ever read...
StarTrekAngel

Awesome. Where should I write to?
freemindfade
Brokeback Watchtower

Freddo ,
that sounds like a great letter!
Free,
I like the funny money idea, perhaps a mixture of phony uncashable checks (it would be ironic if they tried to cash them).