Oh look! The Scottish jdubs are having tours of their refurbished hall. Won't that be a super fun day for the people of Haddington!?😂
"Hello, here's the foyer leading into the main hall, there's the ladies, gents, and baby changing facility. No, you can't go into the wee back room because that's (lowers voice to a whisper, and cautiously looks left and right) the domain of the elders. Thanks for coming. If you can just put a donation in the moneybox there and leave by the fire door."
Great way to kill 5 minutes.
Tour guides will be on hand to answer your questions ("no, sorry, Ah'm not answering those sorts of questions. Ah'm only here to tell you about the free slave labour that renovated this 1989 Victorian house. But Ah'm single if you're interested...")