It`s time for a true horror story,heh-heh-heh...I`ve been doing a bit of logging up here and have met some interesting characters..One fellow has been a logger for many years.One man,in one of the crews,in the company he worked for had a terrible accident..This fellow had just found a gi-normus tree the wind had blown down.The tree was laying on it`s side with a mountian of dirt stuck to its root base.There was alot of lumber on this tree,and he was going to cut the tree from the root base so it could be loaded on a truck.The logger made the cut and now it was time for lunch.It started raining,and there was this nice dry spot under the root base of the tree he had just cut.So he sat there and ate his lunch....The end of the day came,and no one could find the logger who had cut this giant tree down.They looked everywhere,nothing.They came back 3 days in a row,they couldn`t find a trace of the logger.Finally they realised the only place they hadn`t looked was under the the stump of the great tree he had cut..When they tipped that root base back on it`s side they found the logger crushed to death with his lunch....With no great tree to hold the root base on it`s side,the root base righted itself and killed the logger and totally ruined his lunch,LOL!..Strange but true...OUTLAW
A Gruesome Tale from the Great White North
by OUTLAW 6 Replies latest jw friends
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Dansk
Hey Outlaw,
That’s nothing! In Dublin, Ireland, some builders were demolishing a wall when they discovered an intact skeleton of a man behind it. The only way the police were able to identify the skeleton was by dental records. It turns out the skeleton was none other than Seamus O’Flaherty, the 1954 all-Ireland hide and seek champion!
Dansk
P.S. Strange - and completely untrue
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OUTLAW
Hey Dansk, Irelands friggin "Hide and Seek Champion?"..LOL!! What a shit-head,I`m laughing my ass off here.....OUTLAW
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Mary
Well nun o' these yarns kin match when Mulder and Scully were in the forrest and they nearly got thur asses munched off by dem flesh eating viruses that glowed green..........'member that one?
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unclebruce
THANKS FOR THE TIMELY REMINDER OUTLAW ... CAN WE STOP YELLING NOW? IT HURTS MY EYES! (TRUE STORY
I'M A LUMBERJACK BRUCE
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tazmaniac
Did you see in the Wall Street Journal a few weeks ago about the 70 foot god being carved from some stone. It toppled and killed 5 and injured 7 others. It was some indian (india indian) god. The comment was something to the effect "was their god mad at them or did he not care". I can remember in my witness days when I woulda chuckled and reasoned that the demons were probably having a good time.
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OUTLAW
This is too funny! This story is true I tell you! What do I get,Irelands hide and seek champion..Muldar and Skully nearly get eaten by slime in the forrest..Uncle Bruce yelling till his eyes hurt..Angry gods falling on villagers..I`m surrounded by friggin comedians!!..LOL!...OUTLAW