Elder Material

by PopeOfEruke 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    I found this entry in a guest book.

    Is this guy Elder Material or WHAT??? I didn't realise that there were any Australians living in Muskogee???

    Pope

    Name: ************** Website: "Now is thu time Found: every 1 take cover
    E-mail: ***********************Location: Muskogee Oklhoma
    Are you a Witness of Jehovah?
    yes all 500 hundred ove ous!!
    Comments:
    As it should be said my eye is not itching: And theses words are to make fun are hurt any 1, yes trustin in 1, is very mportaint, but last April that time upper room juruslam, 33CE, and yes, eye did, take ove the wine and the unliving bread, very small peace eye ate and put in 2 my mouht, and eye all so, tast A very small tast ove the wine as well the wine reppruzents his blood; and the bread is his flesh, now why this you say, are thinking, because, now why would they, say that in the medows congration that no one took ove the wine and the uliving, but eye did, being who eye am, you jsut dont say 2 your self their is free wine and free bread now lets eat, its goes deeper, its alla bout reading that bible, the driving force is, Jehovahs active force, now every one know, now make sure, (Milton G Henschel) gets this info, as well as the other discreet slave class, because they need 2 know, trustin in 1, and oen thing, more, (**The, Revelating, 2 horndid beat**) and the moon will not giv eits lite, it seems 2 me that brother Stretch, needs A, new leg, and their was at one tiem their was A, brother by the name of, (Daney Leg) in thu mean time, brother Milton G Henschel) now is thu time, is now thu time, thu time is now, Obudiu 15.*********** 3-15-20003
  • jgnat
    jgnat

    I don't know about Elder, but this character is obviously one of the Anointed!

  • MoeJoJoJo
    MoeJoJoJo

    Did he say he tasted an eye?

  • greven
    greven

    No, he was so drunk of the wine that he put some 'unliving' bread in his eye!

    Elder material? His lack of braincells certainly should qualify him for the job!

    Greven

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    Holy Crap!

    No wonder people blame the educational system in America for the downfall of society...eek!

  • crinklestein
    crinklestein

    If he is annointed with holy spirit should he not be moved to use proper spelling and grammer?

  • Mary
    Mary

    Me thinks this guy was filled with more than the Holy Spirit when he wrote this...........

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha
    The, Revelating, 2 horndid beat


    That sounds vaguely erotic, in a mentally incapacitated sort of way.

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