A Bin Laden joke.

by TruckerGB 1 Replies latest social humour

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  TruckerGB

  While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle
  > and
  > > picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a
  > smile
  > > said "Master, may I grant you one wish?
  > >
  > > "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I
  > > don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
  > >
  > > The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
  > > returned to that bottle forever."
  > >
  > > Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the
  > woman,
  > > and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed
  in
  > > the morning, so just do it and be off with you !"
  > >
  > > The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
  > >
  > > The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
  > > Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
  > >
  > > His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.
  > God
  > > is good.
  > >
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  ashitaka

  LOL