Terrible Misunderstanding
The Alabama preacher rose with an angry red face.
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, " Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet.
Slowly a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and voice quivered as she spoke.
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. Honestly, I never said you were a member of the Klan. I just told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!"Ken P.