The Texan Ten Commandments

by dottie 5 Replies latest social humour

  • dottie
    dottie

    Just another enjoyable email I recieved...thought y'all might like this one

    In the cowboy town of Fairlie, Texas, the wall of the Cross Trails
    Church has a plaque of the Ten Commandments (straightforward talk,
    Texas
    style):

    1. Just one God

    2. Honor yer Ma & Pa

    3. No tellin tales or gossipin

    4. Git yerself to Sunday meetin

    5. Put nothin before God

    6. No foolin around with another fellow s gal

    7. No killin

    8. Watch yer mouth

    9. Don t take what ain t yers

    10. Don t be hankerin for yer buddy s stuff

  • Sargon
    Sargon

    Awesome Dottie!! Leave it to the Texans to put it into words we can all understand.

  • dottie
    dottie

    Hmmm...yet another Dottie joke has bombed...

    OK ...I will never post another joke again LOL

    Dottie...of the Tells Very Bad Jokes Class

  • Valis
    Valis

    Um dottie

    1. Just one dog...(Per square inch of trailer)

    2. Honor yer rod and reel

    3. No tellin tales or gossipin about my lawn

    4. Git yerself to Sunday meetin at the Bass Pro Shop

    5. Put nothin before dog you won't eat yerself

    6. No foolin around with another fellows pickup

    7. No killin without eatin it

    8. Watch yer mouth

    9. Don t take what ain't yers and get caught

    10. Don t be hankerin for yer buddy's stuff while he's lookin

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Jesika
    Jesika

    LMAO@ Valis

  • figureheaduk
    figureheaduk

    ha ha!

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