Watchtower Study Article: "You Fit Enjoy Your Marriage!"

by Wild_Thing 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Wild_Thing
    Wild_Thing

    So, the Watchtower Study Article, "Making Christian Marriage a Success" can best be enjoyed when reading it in the language of Nigerian Pidgin. It will absolutely make your day! https://www.jw.org/pcm/wetin-we-get/magazine/watchtower-study-august-2016/you-fit-enjoy-your-marriage/

    The famous paragraphs 7 and 8:

    THINK HOW E DEY FEEL AND WETIN E NEED


    7, 8. (a) Which advice Bible give about sex for marriage? (b) Why e good make husband and wife know how the other person dey feel and wetin e need?


    7 Bible give better advice about sex to people wey don marry. (Read 1 Corinthians 7:3-5.) E good make love dey make the two of dem think about how the other person dey feel and wetin e need. If husband no get this kind love for im wife, e go hard the wife to enjoy sex for the marriage. Bible tell husband sey make dem ‘dey sabi how dem suppose live with their wife.’ (1 Pet. 3:7) E no good make dem force each other but make their body first move dem to do am. Many times, e fit be sey na the man body dey first move am before the woman. But dem need to wait until two of dem want am.


    8 Even though sey Bible talk about love play, e no talk about the kind love play wey husband and wife go play or where dem go play am reach. (Song of Sol. 1:2; 2:6) Jehovah servant wey don marry suppose dey think about how im husband or wife dey feel and wetin e need.

    Let's hear it for "love play" and "wetin e need"!

  • SAHS
    SAHS

    Why does this topic make me feel like jerk or Cajun chicken?

  • scratchme1010
    scratchme1010

    Who cares what the WT have to say about anything.

  • ttdtt
    ttdtt

    WHat the heck?

    Now I know where George Lucas got Jar Jar Binks from. Not Naboo.


  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    Taking the P out the way that people speak is hardly grown-up humour or racially unbiased

  • Saename
    Saename

    It's too painful to read.

    Image result for grammar meme

  • Thisismein1972
    Thisismein1972

    BluesBrother. Chill man. I tink dis is a pop at d watchtower, not d Nigerians per se.

  • Wild_Thing
    Wild_Thing

    Exactly! My point in posting this ... it's hard to imagine the Watchtower sounding more ridiculous than they already do ... until you read it in Nigerian Pidgin!

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