Doctors visit for postrate

by smiddy 6 Replies latest social humour

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  smiddy

  My friend related to me that when he went for a check up at the doctors he was advised to get his prostate checked at first he baulked at that prospect thinking no man is going to put his finger up where the sun dont shine,

  His doctor reasoned with him that it is better for him to find out if something is wrong early because it can be dealt with a good chance of recovery however leave it too late and it can be fatal.

  My friend being convinced agrees to the examination .

  Doctor : drop your dacks get up on the examination table and assume the position where I can examine you.

  My friend : turns his head round to the doctor and asks doc why are you using two fingers ?

  The doctor replies ,I want to get a second opinion .
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  zeb

  I have had this examination. First time I began to laugh just nerves I guess. "Are you ok? says the doctor.

  I replied, "Yes, I was just wondering how the hell can men be ..gay".

  doctor says, "I often wonder that myself."

  We can joke but it is a vital health care check. The body is the body whether it is the eyes the arms the liver or the colon, bowel or prostate.

  To one man who objected saying

  "Never, not me".

  I said "You have kids?"

  "Yeah, two."

  "Well think what your wife has gone through"...

  Any of the ladies like to comment?
  
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  Captain Schmideo2

  The exam is a cakewalk compared to a prostate biopsy. I had one of those last year. After that, I can reason that there is damn little else that can be done to me that can equate with that. Not even the colonoscopy that I had this year even compared (and at least for that, they knocked me out; I was wide awake for the biopsy!)
  
  But, you know what is worse than a prostate exam? Unchecked, untreated things like prostate cancer! You can take at thing like being able to urinate for granted, until the day that you can't.
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  stuckinarut2

  As long as he buys you dinner first....
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  Spoletta

  I have a female doctor who said I was lucky because she had the smallest hands in the clinic.
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  LoveUniHateExams

  I'm a bit nervous of having a prostate examination.

  It'll be my arse on the line and I don't want a cock up ...
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  scratchme1010

  I see it from the doctors perspective. People have that thing done once (or maybe once every so many years), whereas the doctor has to put his finger in who knows how many anuses before going back home to have dinner with his family in a given day.