Did you watch the recent NBA selection night? A small fortune must've been spent by each candidate on their garb. And, yes, they all wore tight pants. Which by Tony's governing body wisdom means they are all gay.
Also, take a peek at each weekend's professional golf event. They -- the world's best golfers -- are gay as well. Yes -- tight pants is the secret ingredient that exposed them as well, and we can thank Tony for leaking this revelation to the entire world while he was a member of the governing body of Jehovah's Witnesses.
What surprises me is that these guys are all trying to cover it up as they are frequently joined by their spouses and kiddies.
We're gonna miss you, Anthony Morris III.