Him: These girls are super weird but maybe I still have a shot at a virgin threesome!
Them: We must remember to bring Brother Oldenstein next time, otherwise we could arouse unclean thoughts in this young man.
by JW_Rogue 4 Replies latest social humour
Him: These girls are super weird but maybe I still have a shot at a virgin threesome!
Them: We must remember to bring Brother Oldenstein next time, otherwise we could arouse unclean thoughts in this young man.
Him: "Oh, I found Carmen Sandiego... And she's offering me Jesus..."
girl showing her hand: look, no ring, I am available, and we need more males desperately, in 3 years you can be an eligible MS, even if you'r not an alpha male.
Middle bird thinks: 'I hope she doesn't fancy that bloke. She is my girlfriend, after all.'
Him: I hope she won't take back that magazine, or she will see how much i'm "interested"...