Jehovah's Witnesses Governing Body and the COW an illustration

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  • Scully
    Scully

    I thought you were referring to the Watchtower article from the 60s that compared women to cows in heat... "when the ovum is at large"... LOL

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/4556/women-cows

    * How can girls guard against temptation in this sex-crazy world?

    When a girl reaches the age of puberty or physical maturity, her
    body has developed in the matter of sex more than in the mind.
    Young folks like to be together, first in groups, later in twos.
    If they have not been instructed by their parents in regard to the
    matter of sex, a boy and a girl are likely to become too familiar
    and to engage in what is popularly called petting or necking. They
    may practice this for a time and see no bad results. However, the
    time will come when there will be great danger in such actions.
    Why? In answer to this question, we can learn about nature and sex
    from the bovine family of mammals, both wild and tame.

    Large herds of cattle, both male and female, wander over the plains
    feeding. Ordinarily the male or bull would not think of approaching
    the female or cow for sex purposes. If he did approach he would not
    receive a hearty welcome, but, rather, he might be gored by the cow's
    horns. There is no petting or sex relations between bull and cow
    permitted, because the female is not in physical condition to breed.
    The bull seems to understand this and keeps in his own place. However,
    when the female of the species is in condition to breed, she makes the
    matter known. If there is no male in the herd, she will go elsewhere
    looking for one and she is unsettled until she finds one and then is
    bred by him. Now she is contented, and the end result is a calf. In
    this connection it is interesting to note that the male animal has no
    season at which he is not willing to engage in the breeding act.

    If we humans would take a lesson from these creatures, we would learn
    something of importance in matters of sex, as to its purpose and the
    results of its operation.

    As with a cow, when a young girl who has reached her puberty is in
    physical condition to conceive and become pregnant, her sex emotions
    are greatly aroused. If she has association with a boy, she is
    inclined to think that it is the sweetness of the "boy friend" that
    causes this delightful and new feeling, and so she becomes infatuated
    with him. If the boy friend should become sexually aroused and lets
    her know it and then she yields her body to the advances of the
    amorous boy friend, she is likely to become pregnant as a result of
    just one sex experience of this kind.

    Some persons foolishly think that they know when it is "safe" to
    have sex contact with those of the opposite sex and thus avoid
    becoming pregnant, but this is a serious mistake on their part.
    Even learned biologists do not know exactly when there is no danger
    of conception for a woman. This is due to certain irregularities
    in the case of various females.

    When the ovum, that is, the egg cell from which the baby starts,
    is at large or is on its way from the woman's ovary through her
    Fallopian tube to the uterus, there it remains for an uncertain
    length of time, which varies greatly with different females. Then
    is the time when conception can take place if the ovum is met by a
    male life sperm. During that same time the female is sexually
    aroused and is ready for the sex act that at this time will cause
    a baby to result. This bearing of children is the sole privilege
    of the female. In fact, this is one main reason for creating the
    female of the human species.

    There are cases where a girl became pregnant as a result of one sex
    interview with a boy. What a price for a girl, a virgin, to pay for
    a few minutes of satisfied sex emotions! When persons start in
    this dangerous and sinful course, they find it hard to overcome
    future temptations. When a young, unmarried girl falls to the
    temptation, the price she pays is terrible: shame, sorrow, a ruined
    reputation, endless troubles, with the danger of being
    disfellowshiped from a congregation if the girl is a dedicated
    member. It is high time for girls to understand the make-up of
    their bodies and its functions, especially with regard to sex.
    Then if a girl understandingly takes care of herself while the ovum
    is at large and is causing sex disturbance and cravings within her,
    she will be able to act like a true lady of irreproachable morals
    at all times. She will avoid the violating of her virginity and
    the shame and conscience-stricken state due to this; and wisely she
    will direct her young life so as to end up in the position of a
    clean, happy wife and mother of legitimate children, jouneying to
    the new world of righteousness, where there will be no sex problems
    amid a sex-crazy population.

    The Watchtower, 12/15 1961, p. 767.

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2
    Or the "circuit overseers wife". Also known as the COW
  • 2+2=5
    2+2=5

    Ahh the classic "sex interview with a boy" article. Priceless.

  • fukitol
    fukitol
    That's in really bloody poor taste considering the subject matter being joked about. Grow up.

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