The Ho Ho 'Hovah Rap:
Look at me I'm a 'hovah- can't do no wrong
dis is why I be singin dis song
'Hovah by day, at night at the beach in a thong,
dissed by my homies in the home town cong.
Sat'day monin am dressed to kill,
Peeps at the door be buyin' dis swill.
I'm just a 'hovah homie, run o' d' mill,
Listen to dis shit or God will kill.
Washin doze widows and moppin d' flows,
dis is what I do, and so do my ho's.
Don't be messin' wit my service time,
If I don't do 15 minutes I be doin a crime.
Dis is my life, my friend, my dog,
Standin on the street corner, head in a fog.
Don't wanna die, wanna live fo-evuh?
Wanna be a 'hovah, don't gotta be clevuh.
Kiss my ass if you don't like what I say,
'hovah will diss you, some how some way.
I'm a HO HO 'Hovah, see what I mean?
'Hovah's gonna kill ya, better split the scene.