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Looking through the pictures of the interior sent me into a panic attack. When I was a kid, I would literally have to get stoned everyday to deal with their tyranny.
Anyone like to start a new cult? Here's your chance, and what you can get:
1. A spacious modern-looking indoctrination room where you can mentally rape your adherents and dangle visions of paradise in exchange for the sacrifice of their children, family values and basic human feelings for others.
2. A back room with 20 chairs where previously banished members can grovel for mercy in privacy for the attention (not love) of family members. Nice area for screaming kids for value-added bonus abuse.
3. An activity desk where written instructions of required activities in the community can be received.
4. A report desk where those activities can be recorded and turned in for scrutiny.
5. A nice parking lot where you can beat your 5 year old for squirming during the 2 - hour sessions without bothering the other drones with the screams of your child.
Yes, 40 years ago I would say, after deep consideration of the previous - time to twist up another one. Now, I quietly enjoy the slow agonizing death playing out before me. A more satisfying and longer-lasting high by far.
Last night I watched my 2 teens excel in a basketball game and a soccer game. Not particularly gifted in sports, the boys' hard work paid off and both were scoring big points, both won. They are learning the value of persistence, team-work and goals and not servitude to ignorant pot-bellied overlords.
I am constantly amazed how much loving parents sacrifice to support their children - cold weather, uncomfortable bleachers, major time commitment. I've had to learn how to do it right.
WT - 0
Me - 2