Late one night, a burglar broke into a house, the family had gone out for the evening.
As he was sneaking around the living room he heard a voice say 'Jesus is watching you!' He froze in his tracks.
Silence returned, and as the burglar started moving forward, again he heard 'Jesus is watching you!' He was frightened.
Frantically he looked around the corner of the room with his torch and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot, 'Was that you who said that Jesus was watching me?'
'Yes.' said the parrot. The burglar sighed with relief and asked the parrot: 'What's your name?'
The parrot answered 'Clarence'
'What kind of idiot calls a parrot Clarence?' asked the thief
'The same kind of idiot that called the rottweiler Jesus' answered the parrot