The negative effects of drinking beer have been ill-understood and mystified scientists for centuries. But finally: the riddle has been solved, the clue reveiled, the darkness illuminated, the…well, you get my drift, right? It has now been discovered that beer contains high levels of female hormones. When consuming sufficient amounts of this golden liquid the female hormones kick in causing you to talk gibberish and drive badly!
** Greven now runs around and frantically searches for cover **