The seven dwarfs go to Rome for an audience with the pope.
All of the dwarfs have spoke to the pope except Dopey who has been hanging back to have a private word.
The other six dwarfs are standing in the corner of the room when Dopey asks his question of the Pope.
" Your excellancy, Do you have any dwarf nuns in Rome ?"
The pope looks confused and after contemplating the question, says " No, my son, I don't"
The other six dwarfs start sniggering behind Dopeys back and he blushes.
"Do you have any dwarf nuns anywhere in europe?" asks Dopey "No," says the Pope. The other six dwarks are laughing out loud now and Dopey is getting redder.
"Do you have any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world, your Highness?" asks Dopey in despairation "No." says the Pope.
The other six dwarfs are killing themselves laughing and Grumpy shouts:
" Dopey shagged a Penguin..."