Do anyone here remember a now inactive webpage that would generate hypothetical convention themes? It may have been something like districtconventionthemegenerator. com.
This was from about 20 years ago. It would generate two/three word themes as fast as you could click the generate button.
It was humorous and most of the themes were very much like the stereotypical convention themes JWs have hyped up over the years as "the best one yet", but that old webpage was simply pairing two or three somewhat randomized words from the JW vocabulary... which only the cult could stretch out into a multi-day indoctrination convention program, for example:
Divine Doers
United Givers
Everlasting Urgency
Theocratic Truth
Privilege Seekers
Refined Light
Submissive Sovereignty
Prophetic Fear
Godly Class
Joyful Knockers
Would enjoy playing with that theme generator again, if the GB haven't smuggled it away...