The reason I familiar with Larry King is because of all his wives.
King became well known for his repeat trips to the altar, marrying a total of eight times
In the resurrection, which woman does Larry get?
Larry King died of COVID
by pistolpete 6 Replies latest social current
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pistolpete
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Simon
Died of Covid, or of being nearly 90 and having a flu? That thing that used to kill many before Covid (but strangely, now none whatsoever)
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HappyDad
These days, if you are over 65 and die, it usually is blamed on Covid. They get $$$$$$$$$$$$$ for that.
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DesirousOfChange
After EIGHT wives, he probably just WANTED TO DIE.
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mynameislame
In the resurrection, which woman does Larry get?
I'm pretty sure there's an actual, not taken out of context, scripture that addresses that very question.
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jwundubbed
Larry King isn't getting into the new system.
But for the sake of conversation, lets suppose Larry is a good little JW boy. Except he isn't a good little boy. He would have been marked 7 times for getting divorced. And since he keeps doing the thing that gets him marked, he clearly isn't remorseful. He is disfellowshipped.
Lets imagine that he makes large financial contributions to his KH therefore making him immune to being marked and/or DF'd. His first marriage was annulled. So the doctrine would say that his first marriage is the only one that counts. But being that the JWs are allowed to forgo doctrine for a hefty purse... I would guess Larry would actually not be forced to marry any of his previous wives and would instead have his pick of the proverbial litter once he gets to the new system. They could still use his celebrity in the new system after all. Can you imagine the interviews he could give?!
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pistolpete
Died of Covid, or of being nearly 90 and having a flu? That thing that used to kill many before Covid (but strangely, now none whatsoever)
These days, if you are over 65 and die, it usually is blamed on Covid. They get $$$$$$$$$$$$$ for that.
After EIGHT wives, he probably just WANTED TO DIE.
LOL- I knew I would get a laugh.😂😂😂