The 1 Corinthians 13 Test

by truth_b_known 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • truth_b_known
    truth_b_known

    I will not take credit for the following. The idea came to me during a funeral (non-JW). The so of the deceased read 1 Corinthians 13:4-8a. The son then read it, but changed the word "love" to his father's name. That gave me an idea...

    4 Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous. It does not brag, does not get puffed up, 5 does not behave indecently, does not look for its own interests, does not become provoked. It does not keep account of the injury. 6 It does not rejoice over unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth. 7 It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. 8 Love never fails.

    Try replacing the word "love" or its pronoun with whatever word, person, organization you like.

    4 _____ is patient and kind. Love is not jealous. _____ does not brag, does not get puffed up, 5 does not behave indecently, does not look for its own interests, does not become provoked. _____ does not keep account of the injury. 6 _____ does not rejoice over unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth. 7 _____ bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. 8 _____ never fails.

  • road to nowhere
    road to nowhere

    Well you cannot substitute WT

  • truth_b_known
    truth_b_known
    Well you cannot substitute WT

    Exactly!

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    No, because the GB is the evil slave.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    4 My leg is patient and kind. Love is not jealous. My leg does not brag, does not get puffed up, unless it's infected or has gangrene. 5 does not behave indecently, does not look for its own interests, does not become provoked. My leg does not keep account of the injury. But I bloody well do, mate!

    6 My leg does not rejoice over unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth. 7 My leg bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. 8 Legs never fails.

  • truth_b_known
    truth_b_known

    I leg you too, PunkofNice. I leg you too.

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