Most of us have listened to and enjoyed Deborah Frances White's fantasic comedy shows.
If you haven't yet heard her stuff, here it is:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CqWeuHH0QEQ
In it, she and Ryan very cleverly come up with"New-Light" descriptions.
Can we all come up with some more?
One of the best in my opinion is :
"New Light. If you can't change what you say, change what what you say means!"