So, these past few days have been absolute heaven for me.
Why? Because Matt Hancock, the poster boy for lockdowns, the government minister who lectured us on whom to hug and where we could hug, has been caught in flagrante with his mistress, Ms Gina Coladangelo, a hot little piece of ass.
I'm guessing he's done a lot more than just hugging.
I wonder if he's finger-banged her yet?
Thank goodness he's resigned. He should also be arrested and interviewed by the police for breaking his own lockdown rules.
What a c**t ...