The Cowboys used to be America's team, but alas not even with the big hole in the roof for Jehovah to watch did it matter...not even the U.S. millitary could save the Cowboy's last season...
And lo it did come to pass that Mark Cuban did say to the lard..."Lard"..And the lard did reply.."Yes Mark?...And Mark did plead with the lard.."Dude, give unto the Mavs full sponsorship and in return I shall sacrifice unto thee a luxury box."..The lard did rejoice and say unto him.."Let there be dancers and um oh yeah! Go Mavs!". Verily they did go into the second round and the lard did bless them as favorites. . Book of Bookies, St. Valis circa 2003
Go Mavs!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer