joke.......an aussie and an american.

by BLISSISIGNORANCE 5 Replies latest social humour

  • BLISSISIGNORANCE
    BLISSISIGNORANCE

    Hey guys.............it's just a joke. no offence ok.

    An Australian man was having coffee & croissants with butter & jam in

    a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

    The Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless,

    started up a conversation. The American snapped the gum in his mouth

    & said, "Do you Australian folk eat the whole bread?" The Australian

    frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, & replied,

    "yeah, of course" The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the

    States we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a

    container, recycle them, transform them into croissants & sell them

    to Australia." The American had a smirk on his face, the Australian

    listened in silence. The American persisted, "D'ya eat jam with the

    bread?" Sighing, the Australian replied "yes." Cracking his gum

    between his teeth, the American said, "we don't. In the States we eat

    fresh fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds & leftovers in

    containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, & sell it to

    Australia." The Australian then asked, "do you have sex in the

    States?" The American smiled & said "yeah, of course we do." The

    Australian leant closer to him & asked, "what do you do with the

    condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away of course"

    replied the American Now it was the Australian's turn to smile. "We

    don't. In Australia, we put them in containers, recycle them, melt

    them down into chewing gum & sell them to The United States, that's

    why its called Wrigley's".

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  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    yuck....Bliss...thats nasty

    Lisa

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    Did you hear about the American who visited the Australian outback?

    He thought kangaroos were giant grasshoppers!

    Love you Yanks,

    Dansk

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    I click my gum all the time Does that make me an Amaorican?

    Sorry...dry jokes are my specialty Although I'm not quite as good as Pope.

    ~Beck~

  • kelpie
    kelpie

    Rick and I both had a great laugh over that one bliss

    good to see you back beck

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