Hey guys.............it's just a joke. no offence ok.
An Australian man was having coffee & croissants with butter & jam in
a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless,
started up a conversation. The American snapped the gum in his mouth
& said, "Do you Australian folk eat the whole bread?" The Australian
frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, & replied,
"yeah, of course" The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the
States we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle them, transform them into croissants & sell them
to Australia." The American had a smirk on his face, the Australian
listened in silence. The American persisted, "D'ya eat jam with the
bread?" Sighing, the Australian replied "yes." Cracking his gum
between his teeth, the American said, "we don't. In the States we eat
fresh fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds & leftovers in
containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, & sell it to
Australia." The Australian then asked, "do you have sex in the
States?" The American smiled & said "yeah, of course we do." The
Australian leant closer to him & asked, "what do you do with the
condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away of course"
replied the American Now it was the Australian's turn to smile. "We
don't. In Australia, we put them in containers, recycle them, melt
them down into chewing gum & sell them to The United States, that's
why its called Wrigley's".