Miserable Melodies

by Big Tex 6 Replies latest social humour

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    http://www.miserablemelodies.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/miserabl/listall.cgi?arg=Rating

    Which is worse? William Shatner talking "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" or Linda McCartney singing "Hey Jude" but singing it "Hey Dude"?

    A ship named Titanic ... a blimp named Hindenberg ....

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    Hearing Linda singing Hey Jude makes the Kingdom Melodies sound like opera.

  • Introspection
    Introspection

    "Can you see, with your mind's eye, brain cells melting like cheddar..."

  • Surreptitious
    Surreptitious

    Cheddar?

    Praise be unto precious cheeses.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    The only thing they didn't have was Dolly Parton's version of "Stairway to Heaven".

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    How about Margaret Thatcher singing Britneys "oops I did it again"?

    Or the queen singing Christine A's "Dirty"?

    Sounds better than the kingdom melodies en it.

    Brumm

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    Precious cheeses? How kind - now what do you want?

    cheeses - who appreciates people who show respect

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