Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Best Blonde Joke Ever!
by Valis 7 Replies latest social humour
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Valis
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Brummie
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didnt know you were blonde Valis
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Valis
grrrr....the forum adds characters to the URL and screws it up...I'm thinking Simon must be blonde and just be anti blonde jokes...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Nikita
disappointed at not finding the "best blonde joke ever."
But Brummie made me smile!
didnt know you were blonde Valis
Niki
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Vivamus
Hmmm, so it's Valis' bad, and it's not my blondeness causing me too not get the best blonde joke ever...
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Nomad Soul
Then I'll give you the best one I know.
Last week, my neighbor, who was blond, kept on running out of the house, in and out , every 2 minutes, checking her mailbox. After 20 mins I dare to ask her what was wrong. She answered, "The stupid computer keeps on telling me I have mail !!"
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onacruse
LOL @ NS and Seven
Ok, here's one:
A blind guy walks into a lesbian biker bar, and halfway through his first beer he asks "Anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?" The lady to his right says "Hey, DUDE, I'm 6-2 220#, and I'm blonde...the lady to your left is 6-4 240#, and she's blonde...the lady behind you is 6-6 280# (she's the bouncer), and she's blonde...and the bartender, she's only 5-9, but she has a shotgun under the bar, and she's blonde. Now, are you sure you want to tell us this blonde joke?"
He says "Gosh, no way. I don't wanna have to explain it 4 times."