Four Catholic Ladies are having coffee together.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Father'."
The second one chirps up, My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, everyone says 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic lady says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic lady sips her coffee in silence. The first three ladies all ask, Well...? "She replies, "My son is a 6'2", hard-bodied stripper, and hung like a rhino. When he walks into a room, everyone says, "OH, my God...