TimeBandit, your work is FANTASTIC!
I thought of an animated parody that you could make based on the Wizard of Oz. You could call it: THE WIZARD OF A LOST CAUSE.
Wizard of a Lost Cause: Jehovah
Scarecrow: N.H. Knorr
Cowardly Lion: J. F. Rutherford
Tin Man: C.T. Russell
Wicked Witch: Maria Russell
Munchkins: Circuit and District Overseers
Flying Monkeys: Evil Slave Class
Dorothy: Rose Ball or Berta Peale
Soldiers at the Castle: Dismissed members of the original Board of Directors
Uncle Henry: Lon Schilling or John Marcus or John Booth
Auntie Em: Ladonna Schilling or Estelle Marcus or Ethel Kadelchick (Ethel from Bethel)
Just a thought. Maybe some other ex-Bethelites have some ideas. Billy?