POLICE

by BoogerMan 7 Replies latest social humour

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  BoogerMan

  On halloween night, police arrested two people who were dressed up individually as a battery and a firework rocket.

  They charged one and let the other off.

  Police in London are investigating the theft of dogs throughout the city.

  They don't have any leads.

  I found a large box filled with Kodak 35 mm camera film, and handed it in to the police.

  They said they'd let me know if there were any developments.

  Police recovered a valuable stolen microscope.

  They say they're looking into it.

  Yorkshire police can't establish what's wrong with the sat-navs in their new fleet of squad cars.

  They're still looking for Leeds.

  Police are investigating the theft of a perpetual motion device.

  They say it's an ongoing inquiry.

  The old ones are the best! Any more?

  
  

  
  
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  punkofnice

  The Police are looking into the theft of toilet seats.

  They have nothing to go on.

  A prison van crashed into a cement mixer.

  The pigs police are looking for a bunch of hardened criminals.
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  stan livedeath

  the majority of readers on here are American--so dont get the jokes.
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  road to nowhere

  I'm American. We get them.Those are dad jokes, otherwiseknown as groaners
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  punkofnice

  Stan - the majority of readers on here are American--so don't get the jokes.

  There is a bit of a comedic divide. That's perhaps why I don't find American comedy shows or films (Ooops, movies as the Americans call them), particularly engaging.

  I find 'Friends' to be a snorefest of unfunny clowning around.

  On the other hand, I like the wit of George Carlin. Perhaps becasue I see it as more observant than clowning around.

  I don't believe our cousins across the water quite get or perhaps appreciate 'British banter'. They think we're being mean...........I could be wrong. I'd love to be wrong. Then I can be more sarcastic here.
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  FedUpJW

  I don't believe our cousins across the water quite get or perhaps appreciate 'British banter'.

  I'm American. That said I find humor from your side of the pond to be much more entertaining and funny than what is provided on this side. Of course it may be my heritage as my great-grandfather was a minister in Nottingham and his son was what we call a lawyer and was schooled in London, and practiced in Nottingham before emigrating to Canada and then the U.S.
  
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  Vidiot

  I like a lot of Brit comedians.

  It’s weird…

  …I tried reading “The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy” way back when I was a young guy, and couldn’t get it.

  A few years later, though, I watched the BBC miniseries, and laughed my ass off.

  Reattemped the novels, and couldn’t put them down.

  Go figure.
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  jhine

  A hole's appeared in the M1 . Police are looking into it .

  Jan