Message from the Apostle AK...

by TheApostleAK 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • TheApostleAK
    TheApostleAK

    Hi all!,

    It's only been 2 days and i'm starting to miss all of you (filthy apostates) already. A lot can happen in 2 days and it has.......Job's going OK, the chick got the flick, JW's keep SMSing me on my phone (sending me goodluck letters) it's a pity they'd never find out the real story, and my friend has sent my records to me yesterday so I should get them soon.

    From 2 days ago and onwards i'll only be online once or twice a month cos of work and the fact I don't have ready access to a computer anymore.

    I was thinking about the situation of if someone was DF'd for reading apostate literature. If I was DF'd for that i'd sue for human right's abuse's. I bet if someone would do that and won, that you would all get a hard on, wouldn't you?

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    Article 18.

    Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance.

    Article 19.

    Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.

    Article 20.

    (1) Everyone has the right to freedom of peaceful assembly and association.

    (2) No one may be compelled to belong to an association.
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    Can someone email when the Sydney BBQ is going to happen so I know when to head to Sydney. Btw anyone got a spare spot on the floor where I can sleep by any chance?

    P.S. Just got my copy of "In search of Christian Freedom". it's more meatier and juicier that "C.O.C." that's for sure!

    P.P.S. Take care of Uncle Bruce and a few other of his friend cos they all need help.

    Lot's of love,

    From Ala.....err....The Apostle AK

    [email protected]

  • goo
    goo

    ak - is that all? i thought u were gonna tell us something to do with either the words welcome or unwelcome.

    goo.

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Good to see your "move" hasn't changed you one bit.

    take care mate!

  • hippikon
    hippikon
    I bet if someone would do that and won, that you would all get a hard on, wouldn't you?


    I'm getting one just thinking about it

    "But it does move"
    Galileo

  • Uncanny
    Uncanny

    ApostleAK,

    I will miss your regular posts.

    On the other hand, if you continue to resort to low level crudities to make your point or frame an analogy, I would rather do without them.

    Your use of the expression "you would all get a hard on" if someone was to win a court case for being disfellowshipped for reading apostate literature was tasteless and inappropriate for a forum like this one. Oh, and Uncle Bruce doesn't need our help to take
    care of himself.

    Uncanny

  • TheApostleAK
    TheApostleAK

    "On the other hand, if you continue to resort to low level crudities to make your point or frame an analogy, I would rather do without them."

    If you don't like them then there's always the opposition?? But then again, their all lower than me.

    "Your use of the expression "you would all get a hard on" if someone was to win a court case for being disfellowshipped for reading apostate literature was tasteless and inappropriate for a forum like this one."

    You sure you aren't a Watchtower sympathiser????

  • Uncanny
    Uncanny

    What opposition, AK? What's the opposition? You don't mean this Forum is in competition with H 20? Surely that's not the purpose of either place. I've always thought our presence here was to learn; enjoy 'fellowship'; encourage and/or be encouraged by others, so I am having real trouble understanding you?

    And just because I criticise you for using sexist gutterspeak does not make me a Watchtower sympathiser. No way. I'm not looking for an argument here either. Maybe I don't have a good sense of humour; or I'm just too old fashioned, if not quite stumbled. But I cannot help but feel offended when posters drop in the toilet humour like this fine forum is a boys night chat club or on-line stag party.

    Uncanny

  • TheApostleAK
    TheApostleAK

    Uncanny: I'd like to sincerely apologise for my "sexist gutterspeak" and "toilet humour" that I wrote that may have offended you in some way. I'd like to apologise for what I said, but instead I won't...

    "this fine forum is a boys night chat club or on-line stag party."

    Last time I looked the ratio was 1:1.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    G'day AK,

    Glad you have control of your life (pity about the tongue) Yes I agree 100% with Uncanny. Your saying someone would 'get a hard on' over anothers disfellowshipping is silly, immature and plain wrong. It's mostly those who haven't been JW's very long that think in the black and white way that you do. Most Rabid anti-watchtower folk came to it late in life and fail to have the broadder outlook and careing attitude those raised in it have toward the poor sods still trapped.

    EG: I have no need to see my mother free of the watchtower cult - she's using it to fullfill her needs. If she wasn't there she'd be in Hillcrest or Parkside. Not all us apostates who'd gladly machine gun Bethel and Patterson if it would do any good rejoice over disfellowshipings and judicial committees - they are almost always lose-lose situations and bring little joy to anyone. Pain might bring extacy to some but give apostate JWs a touch more credit than that - after-all you owe apostates your life no?

    unclebruce

    PS: Bethelite = Wanker (and don't those Bethel beds creak)

  • TheApostleAK
    TheApostleAK

    Uncle Bruce: No! No! No! The "getting a hard on" part was refering to if someone takes the Watchtower Borg to court over human right's abuse's (that's why I reprinted article 18, 19, 20 of the U.N.'s Universal Declaration of Human Rights) and wins (the whole world would know about it). I'm not saying i'd get a hard on if someone was DF'd.

    "I was thinking about the situation of if someone was DF'd for reading apostate literature. If I was DF'd for that i'd sue for human right's abuse's. I bet if someone would do that and won, that you would all get a hard on, wouldn't you?"

    Btw I never said that 1975 was the r&f's fault. I said it was started by the GB. The GB got the r&f all excited.

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