Another JW fantasy

by NikL 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • NikL
    NikL

    Contrairy to popular belief, JWs have fantasies. Wheras mine usually involve a wild night of passion, JW fantasies seem to involve something else. Read the following e mail and see what I mean...

    Dear Joe,
    I am very blessed ...yet for some reason I wake up crying every morning. I
    have a Sister back east that lives in chaos ALL the time and to get through
    it she highly depends on Jehovah. She is so encouraging to me! The other day
    she typed me an e-mail that was made to sound as if Armageddon was now over
    and we were feeling the effects of the 'New System'!! I got chills down my
    spine when I read it!!! And although I cried yet even more, they were now
    tears of joy!!! I wanted to share the E-mail she sent me with you all, if at
    all possible. : ) [email protected]

    DEAR SISSY POO.. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING HUMMING A BEAUTIFUL TUNE. [LIFE
    WITHOUT END AT LAST!!] I HAD THIS DISTANT THOUGHT ABOUT A TUNE WE USED TO
    KNOW IN THAT OLD WORLD. 'TURN ME LOOSE' BY THE JUDDS. HAHAH!! WHY THAT SONG
    CAME IN MY MIND I DON'T KNOW, BUT I NOTICE LATELY I'M STARTING TO FORGET A
    LOT OF THE EMOTIONAL PAIN BACK THERE!!! I WOKE UP TODAY, AND THE FIRST
    THING I NOTICED WAS CLEAR SKIN!!! NO MORE PSORIASIS !! MY FACE IS CLEAR
    ALSO, I CRIED AGAIN WHEN I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR TODAY, SOMETHING I USED TO
    DREAD IN THE OLD WORLD. MY HAIR IS LONG AND DARK, AND THICK AGAIN!!!
    MY EYES ARE NO LONGER OLD, AND PUFFY WITH AGE!!! I'M A SIZE SIX
    AGAIN!!! NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THOSE OLD HIPS COULD BE REPAIRED!!! HA!
    HA! I FEEL GREAT!!!! I LOVE THIS NEW HOUSE I BUILT WITH THE HELP OF THE
    FRIENDS!! THE ARCHITECTS HERE ARE PERFECT!!!HA HA. HEY SIS, WHEN YOU GET UP,
    WE CAN TAKE A SWIM IN THAT BEAUTIFUL BLUE LAKE ACROSS THE WAY!! ON THE WAY
    WE CAN SMELL THE SCENTS OF ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS, AND SHRUBBERY!!!
    GOSH!!! YOU WALK OUTSIDE HERE, AND IT'S BEYOND ANYTHING WE EVER SAW IN
    THE OLD WORLD!!! DID YOU NOTICE THE FRUIT HERE??? I NEVER IMAGINED A PEAR
    COULD LOOK THAT BEAUTIFUL, AND TASTE THAT GOOD, DID YOU!!! ALL THE FOOD HERE
    IS TOO GOOD!!!!! SISSY, ISN'T IT GREAT TO EAT ALL WE WANT, AND NEVER GAIN A
    POUND!!!! I WONDER WHO IS ON THE RESURRECTION LIST TODAY!!!! DO YOU WANT TO
    COME WITH ME TO CHECK? I CRY EVERY TIME I WATCH OTHERS WELCOME THEY'RE DEAD
    BACK!!! THERE'S SO MUCH JOY AND PEACE HERE!!! NO BAD PEOPLE HERE TO SPOIL OUR
    DAYS. I'M NOT AFRAID LIKE I USED TO BE. GET THAT BEAUTIFUL SWIMSUIT ON THAT
    SISTER SEAMSTRESS MADE YOU, AND LET'S GO FOR A SWIM~~~ I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
    NICE IF YOU AND I GOT DOWN ON OUR KNEES TOGETHER TODAY, IN THE GARDEN IN THE
    BACK, AND TELL JEHOVAH HOW MUCH WE LOVE HIM, AND HOW THANKFUL AND GRATEFUL WE
    ARE FOR BEING PRIVILEGED ENOUGH TO BE HERE!!!! TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE THINKING
    ABOUT ALL THIS! WE CAN TAKE THOSE 2 LITTLE PRECIOUS LION CUBS FOR A WALK
    TONIGHT IF YOU WANT TO !!! SEE YA SOON!! P.S. DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE
    THE TIME, BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD NOW!!! HAHA LOVE..
    SISSYPOO

  • pamkw
    pamkw

    I guess this was after the big dead body clean up. That just about made me sick.

    Pam

  • riz
    riz

    What a deludenoid.

    riz

    Insanity in individuals is something rare- but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule. - Nietzsche

  • Moxy
    Moxy

    please tell me that is not real

    HA!! HA HA!! HA HAHA!!

    sounds like a bad japanese drama

    mox

  • unanswered
    unanswered

    ok, i'm puking now.

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    I think she has gone mad – the pressure was too much. I’ve seen it before. I think we can expect more like this.

    "But it does move"
    Galileo

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