NEW LIGHT!!!!!

by worldlygirl 1 Replies latest jw friends

  • worldlygirl
    worldlygirl

    This is my (un)inspired prediction. The WTBTS, upon losing all their $$$ due to lawsuits filed by abuse sufferers, will issue this NEW LIGHT and explanation: Ummm, previously some over-zealous brothers proclaimed that "Millions Now Living Will Never Die." The Faithful and Discreet Slave has now received direct communication from angels making it obvious that this information should have in fact read, "Millions Now Dying Will Never Live." We realizes this changes things for many of you. But, who can blame Jehovah's faithful servants for a mere transposition of a couple of words? In any case, in view of this new light, we will be ceasing operations immediately. Sorry for the inconvenience.

  • searchfothetruth
    searchfothetruth

    We can only wish!

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